Watch Craig Ferguson talking about Frivolous Lawsuits

Which of these does the comedian not say ?
1. French fries can make you put on weight
2. You should sue about lost pants
3. You should sue about a lost pension
4. You should not sue if your coffee is too hot
Which of these does the comedian not say ?
1. The coffee in his local diner is terrible
2. He is going to sue the diner.
3. The diner may have the best coffee in the world
4. The coffee in the diner is not bad.
Which of these does the comedian not say ?
1. He has a mug saying 'best dad in the world'
2. He's going to throw the mug away
3. He thinks he's the best dad in the world
4. He's worried about someone suing him because he isn't the best dad in the world
Which of these does the comedian not say ?
1. He has never sued a dry cleaners
2. The dry cleaners should sue him
3. He is happywhen things are lost at the dry cleaners
4. He burned down a dry cleaners
Which of these does the comedian not say ?
1. Judge Pearson has caused him emotional distress
2. Judge Pearson has caused everyone emotional distress
3. Everyone should sue Judge Pearson.
4. Judge Pearson should sue Craig Ferguson